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evolve-today:

A moment of silence for all the baby bunnies and chicks bought this weekend by irresponsible parents.

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(Source: sandandglass, via pukegoddess)

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ribcagepoet:

sext: oh god, where are you? it’s dark outside and it’s dark in my mind and you belong in my bed, not hundreds of miles away. come here. come here.

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assemble-the-assbutts:

tholki:

jayjsupremacy:

xvilex:

southern-feminism:

"If a woman has [the right to abortion], why shouldn’t a man be free to use his superior strength to force himself on a woman? At least the rapist’s pursuit of sexual freedom doesn’t result in anyone’s death."

-Something Maine lawmaker Lawrence Lockman actually said

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kill them

kill them

i think my brain melted from all this stupidity

some people are just so stupid they’re dangerous

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conchitawurst:

neptunain:

we need better sex ed because I know a girl who thought that the female orgasm always involved squirting so she fakes by peeing on guys and this needs to stop

Let her continue

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furbearingbrick:

ereriislife15:

I’m doing a persuasive speech and this would really help me out.

If you think animals should be adopted from shelters, reblog.

If you think animals should be bought from pet stores, like.

*REBLOGS FURIOUSLY*

(via elevated-view)

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manoverboard:

SLC (at Sugarhouse Park)

manoverboard:

SLC (at Sugarhouse Park)

vegan-because-fuck-you:

"Being vegan won’t stop animals dying completely, as long as humans are on this earth animals are going to die"

Homeless person wants some change? Sorry buddy, but giving you $1 won’t end homelessness, so why should I bother?????

Recycling? Why fucking bother, one person recycling won’t end the environmental devastation we are inflicting upon this world, so why the FUCK should I bother??

WE can’t do EVERYTHING so OBVIOUSLY we should do NOTHING.

(via elevated-view)

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maureenmargaret:

this thirsty dude wants a blowjob for Brand New tickets needs you to call him daddy or THE DEAL’S OFF.

(via pukegoddess)

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buttlid:

wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours

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wastedtimeonyou:

deerhoof:

humblexservant:

qdriqnq:

Title Fight crowd at Coachella (via Grimy Goods)

This shit is too funny.

i’m losing my mind

This is gold

wastedtimeonyou:

deerhoof:

humblexservant:

qdriqnq:

Title Fight crowd at Coachella (via Grimy Goods)

This shit is too funny.

i’m losing my mind

This is gold

(via xintrovert)

aliciaaadanielle:

n4ughty-y:

I watched an interview he was in and they asked him, “how do you play being in love so easily?” and he replied, “actually being in love with leighton really helped.”


My heart

aliciaaadanielle:

n4ughty-y:

I watched an interview he was in and they asked him, “how do you play being in love so easily?” and he replied, “actually being in love with leighton really helped.”

My heart

(Source: chicgarden)

noldori:

In the mood to make a cute boy moan

(via pukegoddess)

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thekingofhorror:

robemmy:

Hypocrisy

So fucking powerful.

(via iamnotdeceived)

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zenis:

wet dream: being financially secure with a career i enjoy

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